Three kids find adventure in closet.

She woke alone in bed... again.

She loved having sex without him.

He shoots! He scores! Anaheim Goal!

The carpet don't match the drapes.

A tequila shot? Well, maybe one.....

Tell him I am not here.

"Time to pay up," Lucifer murmurred.

A key to a nonexistent room.

Still working on the six-word story, but in the meantime here's a three-worder:

Uh-oh, spaghettios.