I doubt Kevy will cowtow to your demands.

Damn domestic Kobe beef.

But seriously, this is a rather tender subject, don't you think?

Well that's bull-

I wonder if the accident set off their horn?

I bet they hoofed it out of there!

Another slice, anyone?


Chernabog gets it. ;)

Thanks for beefing up my joke there, Cherny ;)

So, these people were out, pasture bedtime, making hay, and a cow piles onto their van? Who tipped the cow? I'd say they're half and half to blame. Two per cent, at the very least.

I herd it landed on the hoof of the car.

It probably wanted to get in, but there was no more ruminant.

Room in it?

Get it?

Get it?

Oh, Commodore. How cud you?