Bravo GC!

I think the bury-me-at-wounded-bride idea is romantic... but the idea of being HEPA-vacuumed out soon thereafter makes it less appealing to me.

Then there's the poor people who live at the bottom of the falls who suddenly have an armored clad dead body fall thru thier living room....

With luck, I'll fall directly onto their couch sitting upright with my eyes open.
:D

I actually want to be buried so that archaeologists can unearth my body centuries or millenia from now and try to figure out who I was, how we lived back now, and why the hell there's a big ass angel statue over my grave (think NBC) however, IF I was cremated, I would like the tiny vial method. Take small pinches of me, and stick me in planters that don't see any seasonal action (eg: where I'm not gonna be moved for a while), preferably in various spots throughout the park, but especially near the mansion and the matterhorn.

In one of his last lucid moments my grandpa Dee was talking about his post-mortem plans. He was to be cremated (as I will be) - and we talked about taking some of his ashes to Japan, where he had spent many years. So, though it's been 5.5 years and I haven't made it to Japan as of yet, I have his ashes on top of my dresser in a cute-as-hell urn. I might be greedy and spread only half the ashes I have. ;)

Well, that is if I can get past security.

I want my creamains to be crushed to form a precious stone to be set in a ring to be known as the Ring of Hedon - it will give the wearer a sense of well being, and enable them to discover thier own personal path of fullfilled hedonist desires.

Other bits should be placed in contemporary reliqueries stashed in secret LoT commune sites in Palm Springs, Paris, and a converted freighter. Where they would be taken out each Colombus Day and displayed for all to see.

Any leftovers can be scatterd at the various Disney Parks, Newport Beach, left side of the pier, Yosemitie (on the grounds of the Awahnee), The Julian Pass in Switzerland, Outside the Abesses Metro station in Montmartre, and Millenium Park in Chicago - other sites might be added as I continur to remain alive.

Hmm, sounds like you're anticipating that your hedonistic pursuits are going to lead to a lot of weight gain. You're banking on a LOT of ashes to spread around.

I will request that my ashes be ground to a fine powder so they can be aspirated in the various locations

Wow spreading your ashes sounds like a KICKASS trip! If your will provides for transportation fees, hotel costs, 3.5 meals per day and a massage, I'll TOTALLY do it.

(I can even wear a T-shirt that says "Chernabog - Spreading Chris' Ash Since 20**". Now that's hot.)