So did 'GD' really stand for Gumby Defence, or was it perhaps for something with a bit more girth?

Holy crap! That newspaper isn't a joke?

I'm dying here. Best laugh ever. Holy hell! :snap:

Wait, so that IS Boss Radio? Was he using a fake name?

Ahh, now I know where Boss is at in the pic... I know where Senor Meinke is for sure.

And by the way, you guys are all pretty much my heroes for making the paper with a stunt like that.

That is pretty damn funny.

Am I the only person here who hasn't met Boss Radio?

I feel better knowing there are patriots with fishing nets looking out for my safety. Danke.

Actually, I think only a few have, though I am certain of it. I know him because, technically, he is my boss. And he is the boss of a few others here.

No, that's his real name, although I think it has been officially changed to what it is now (which is or was his middle name). I still call him by his former name and do a double take when I hear it as it currently stands.

Ahh, at last we see the real beauty of the government's satellite shoot down plan. They are going to take a shot at it tomorrow night (coincidentally during the lunar eclipse). They have carefully arranged it so that any debris will fall harmlessly to earth in an area of no real importance: Canada.

Interesting...