Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick (Post 200621)

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Originally Posted by flippyshark (Post 200635)

I was going to alphabetize the lyrics to the Dead Kennedys' "I Like Short Songs" until I realized that the lyrics are already in alphabetical order, and are included in their entirety within the title of the song.