I don't plan on dying ever, either. Or growing very old.

So we can be never grow old or die buddies.

Ilikeit!


I have been thinking about it. If I were to have a headstone I would want the type that has a space for a photo. It would be of me looking forlornly at my watch.

Or maybe, one of me looking very sinister and then underneath would be the words, I am going to eat you!

Hmm, I don't know, I'll think about it some more.

I always like the tombstone joke where it reads "Look behind you."

Mine will most likely say, "Finally, a room of my own!"

Or, mayhaps "Nap time!”

Or, mayhaps, "Rattle my bones!"

Or, mayhaps, "All her life she caught and ate, now at last she is the bait."

I love tombstone headings. Of course, the prettiest I've ever read is "I had a lover's quarrel with the world." I believe that one belongs to Frost.

I am with you EH1812. I say we should both write up a contract of sorts, declaring that we will never die.

Then we'll sign 'em and then sign each others as witnesses. As far as I know, that makes it legal. I am not one hundred percent certain, EH, but I think that should pretty much protect us against dying.

Deal?

A Faustian deal it is. And since we're only dealing with each other, what's to fear?

The notary :evil:

My barking laughter was silent, being at work and all, but it was still a barking laugh.

Will this guy suffice? The question is, where does he keep the stamp?





(I know it has nothing to do with whatever Faust inside joke you two just enjoyed, but having been tricked into seeing this link thanks to Dave Barry's blog, I couldn't help but subject others to it when I saw the chance)

You were originally talking about a post like this right??

But that's only because I passed out, my sleepy head falling into my slice of pecan pie.

And that was good pie.