Gemini Cricket, that was freaking hilarious! Thank you for posting that. :)

On a side note, the Jean Harlow bit looks to be untrue, assuming you choose to believe Wikipedia.

If asked that question, I would tell the truth... it feels awesome!

Wait, does that mean ball-shaving is a myth too?

Yes: you are supposed to wax the berry bag.

Last night my mom revealed a little too much about her past sex life with my dad. ewwwwwwwwww

Ah yes. I got into one of those conversations a few years ago when my Mom had a bit to drink. Except hers was about HER mother checking on whether she was sexually active as a teenager. TMI Mom!

My mother decided to "do the math" for me over dinner one night about 10 years ago. Another LoTter was present for that conversation. I wonder if they forgot about it.

I am likely to be the other LoTter... and I have a vague memory of some uncomfortable conversation... probably over some lobster... or latkes... or perhaps even artichoke...

Or Chinese food the day before we embarked on a journey of tattoos, sunburns, locked balcony doors and pimps?

OHHH!

Wow, was that 10 years ago already?!?!

Ya. Can you believe it?