ewww....I think I need more to drink now

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm guinessssssssssssssssss

While I fully support the consumption of alcoholic beverages, I want to know whose bright idea it was to authorize pinching people who aren't wearing green. Because some people are seriously out for blood. If you break the skin, it's no longer a fun holiday gesture. And if I don't know you and you come anywhere close to pinching my boobs I will not even pretend it's an accident when I break your fingers. (And if I do know you, and you pinch my boobs, and you are not my husband, I likely know even better ways to reek my re-wengay.)

I propose a series of new holidays. How about a holiday honoring the Japanese and I get to steal the car of anyone who uses Western-style eating utensils? Or we could honor the French and anyone who isn't wearing an (orange) beret gets whacked upside the head with a baguette?

Professional party pooper -- available for hire.

Somebody get me a drink.

I have 3 stitches on my chin. The reason I have 3 stitches is because, in the 3rd grade, Joey Nemcheck and Tom Rish were trying to pinch me (even though I was wearing green). The came in for the one-two pinch that knocked me straight down, onto the blacktop, on my chin.

Somehow or orther I end up telling that story every St. Paddy's Day.

You're supposed to pinch thier boobs? I've been doing this all wrong...

This morning I threatened my children with their lives......no pinching at school!! I hate the pinching portion of this revered holiday.

Up with drinking. :snap:
Down with pinching. :mad:

Here here! I'll drink to that!

If you want to try a unique and delicious Irish treat, there is a liquer (kind of hard to find but getting more popular) called Celtic Crossing. It is a honey flavored Irish whisky that is very very smooth. Highly recommended.

Happy St, Paddy's day, everyone! :)

An Beautiful Irish toast:

whether you be a tinker a trinker

may you always have a roof for the rains

A hat for the sun

a fire for the cold

tea for your soul

spirits for your spirits

stout for your mates

a bit o crumpet for yer toger

(OK so I'm drunk) So what!?

I'll save the real sacarine sweet toasts for your weding you bloody wanker. Gah! Better not catch any of you tossers wearing Orange today bah... I love you guys....