Welcome! :cheers:

Is this the same David mentioned in the OP in the San Juan Cap swanking thread? If so, he may change his mind after reading some of this board ;)

Welcome!

Yes. And, he's known me for probably 30 years, so if he's not scared yet, he probably won't ever be. ;)

Hi!

I need to meet this guy!

Wait until he begins to read the Soooo thread! :D

From. The. Begining.:eek:

Welcome to the All New Monsanto All Plastic Lounge Of Tomarrow, David!

Here, have a Dole Whip Shake on me! :: :tiki: :cheers: :tiki: ::

Welcome! And we're not kidding about reading the Sooo... thread. So you'd better get cracking! ;)

There will be a test at the end! So read up on bacon s'mores, Scaeagles' sphincter, and Vegemite pinwheels.

I wonder how long it would actually take to read the Sooo thread at this point.

Damn. I have a plane to catch today or I would calculate that out...

((# of Messages * Ave Message length) / ave words per min )+ (ave page load time * (# of messages in Soo / default # of messages/page) )


Ave message length to be calculated based on a random sampling of ~100 messages

Ave word per min read to be based on whatever Google says it is.