Theme parks like to give roller coasters a lot of scary names, like the Buzzsaw and the Exterminator, but you'll notice none has any called, The Decapitator or the Kicked in the Head Really Hard Coaster.

Yes, "The Decapitator"!!!

Every time I read about decapitation I want a sno-cone.

Or as the old Jewish joke punchline goes, "He had a hat."

Don't think I was there that day, but didn't some people we know get booted from Disneyland because somebody went after his hat on the People Mover?

Well, it's a good thing you didn't try to retrieve your hat on your own on Mulholland Madness, €uroMeinke.

Next Batman film? "Batman Beheads"

Old school...

heh - yeah

Their fence is much taller - beside I already took it in the crotch riding the dang thing in the first place.

From the front of Circlevision, I threw Chris Morse's hat back to him that he had thrown at Euro and me from the Peoplemover. The hat missed his car, and landed on the track. Morse leaped out of the Peoplemover, ran out on the track, got his hat, and was pounced upon by DL staff, including some surprisingly nondescript undercover folks. They got the rest of us on the ground and ejected us from the park.

Sadly, it was not the first time.
Nor was it to be the last...

I'm happy to report that we are all much better behaved now.