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Mousey Girl 07-25-2008 11:43 AM

I have nothing to contribute. I just had to say that Alex is more amusing than normal today.

SzczerbiakManiac 07-25-2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex (Post 227240)
It seems to me that the "in their pants" part of that sentence could be edited without harm to the informational content.

Well if I had read, "a large number of passengers reported defecating when the incident occurred" I would have assumed there was just a long line at the lavatories.


Tangentially: Why does a "bathroom" become a "lavatory" when it's miles in the air?

Ghoulish Delight 07-25-2008 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 227269)
Well if I had read, "a large number of passengers reported defecating when the incident occurred" I would have assumed there was just a long line at the lavatories.


Tangentially: Why does a "bathroom" become a "lavatory" when it's miles in the air?

Because "head" was already taken by boats.

sleepyjeff 07-25-2008 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer (Post 227196)
Smokey decided it didn't want the plane to land in Australia.


:snap: :snap: :snap:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex (Post 227240)
It seems to me that the "in their pants" part of that sentence could be edited without harm to the informational content.

That level of detail is really only needed if they were defecating somewhere more noteworthy. "Also, a large number of passengers reported defecating in the overhead compartments when the incident occurred."

Thank you for the laugh, I stopped breathing there for a couple of seconds.

Kevy Baby 07-25-2008 12:57 PM

I hope that everyone knows that in the quote that I posted from the article, the first sentence IS from the article whereas the second sentence is my addition.

Moonliner 07-25-2008 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 227289)
I hope that everyone knows that in the quote that I posted from the article, the first sentence IS from the article whereas the second sentence is my addition.

Nope, I just link to the articles. I rarely actually read them myself.

Tref 07-26-2008 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by blueerica (Post 227190)
Yeah, I just saw the story. Interesting. But I have nothing interesting to add.

I am glad that didn't stop you anyway.

Kevy Baby 07-26-2008 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner (Post 227293)
Nope, I just link to the articles. I rarely actually read them myself.

You just post them for the pictures?

Tref 07-26-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 227480)
You just post them for the pictures?

Well, it is refreshing to hear somebody admit to this.

lashbear 07-26-2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 227269)
Well if I had read, "a large number of passengers reported defecating when the incident occurred" I would have assumed there was just a long line at the lavatories.

No, they were all listening to self-hypnosis tapes, and whilst in a trance they heard the captain over the tannoy yelling "Oh, SH1T !!"

:D


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