That's one word and one number.

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That's the closest I could come to the appropriate emoticon. :)

How about "Cover Two", then?

A) When I say "UT" I mean The University of Texas.

B) That might just be the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. :(

Eh, they're all a bunch of amateurs anyway. Who cares?

So I take it you've never been involved with a college level football program?
They define "armature" like Clinton defines "sexual relations"

I wonder if Florida, USC, or Utah could beat the Detroit Lions.

I'm pretty sure the New York Islanders could beat the Detroit Lions (in football).

Are you kidding? You were just promoted!

Don't you have a bus to stand in front of or something?

This man flirting is getting a bit heavy. Why don't you three get a room and get it over with?