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There's Something About Mary Poppins
After years of wistful dreaming, still-geeky Michael Banks hires a private dick to track down the vivacious nanny he's been in love with since his childhood. But when the private dick falls for her certain supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness, the two men fight it out to determine whose spoonful of sugar will end up as her hair gel. |
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Sylvester Stalone stars as a cross-dressing alien boxer who tries to make it big by sleeping with an innocent young couple who stumble into his pink-tiled gym in an attempt to escape the rain.
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Third Man On The Brokeback Mountain
A thrilling Love Story about three cowboys who fall in love while climbing the same mountain that killed their fathers. An attraction based on this film is scheduled to be installed at the DLR later in the year. Get your fastpass now for the "Menage-a-horn Mountain Bobsleds" |
The Breakfast Fight Club:
Sorry, the first rule of The Breakfast Fight Club is you do not talk about The Breakfast Fight Club while eating your eggs and bacon in the morning. |
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Three thugs get more than they bargain for when they terrorize a beautiful blind Torah student. |
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Dancer in the Dark Knight - Bjork visits Gotham
The Color Purple Rain - Celie discovers mascara and purifies herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka That Thing You Do the Right Thing - A Tom Hanks romp about a really annoying song and racism Tootsie, Whistle, Plunk and Boom - A drag queen learns about instruments Night of the Living Dead Man Walking - A nun counsels a zombie Death Row inmate The Pride and Prejudice of the Yankees - Despite the opposition of an angry aunt, Lou Gehrig marries the wealthy Mr. Darcy |
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future - Darth Vader's mom has the hots for him
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The Grapes of the Wrath of Khan wins.
Lashbear's cowboy threesome fantasy takes honorable mention, I guess. |
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Thank you, thank you. |
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