J sez:

"It looks like a toaster strudel vagina"

and

"Nuthin' says luvin' like Mary Poppins in my muffin... hehehehehehe"

Okay, that pink balloon is just WRONG

Stoat does a pretty good cooch!

I put the balloon there to celebrate Australia Day...and a blue one would be wronger.

So australian bacon vagina internet scam and secret gayness.

Check.

Yeah... Just the normal stuff.

not really sure the word 'normal' belongs in there

usual maybe....but not 'normal'

And if we are assessing the efficacy of individual words, I think the use of the word 'secret' should be reviewed as well.

Perhaps I should have specified "normal for LoT".

Secret Gayness....palllleeease !!!

I'm really looking forward to one of them rooting beers you folks have over there.The marketing always sounds so great - "Crystal waters from Viagra Falls mixed with a hint of mesculine and Indian Tonic".

I'm not sure if I need a Tefal and a Hip Replacement assembly to mix it with (as suggested by the last ad I watch in America) so perhaps you dudes can provide the fixings part of the deal.

Oh God...and I think you need a turkey deep-fryer...but it has to be 10 feet from your fence on a 1 pound or less gas bottle, unless you live in a more than two family condo ( as a 1 pound bottle can burn down a two-family home, but a 1.0001 pound bottle is perfectly safe).

I couldn't find a ready-made batch at Von's last time, so get your act together and spring for a few cases OK?