I thought the "ORIGINAL" original is still there?

Farrell's used to give me anxiety as a kid. The pounding on that bass drum, the sirens going off without warning. Freaky happy people in straw hats... Gives a kid a heart attack, I tells ya...

The specific menu is kind of a minor point to the whole experience.

Visual A Christmas Story Mojo ;)

I am NOT cleaning that mess up!

Nah. It's been gone a long time. Many fond memories of it...

You were one of those "delicate" children, weren't you.


At our Farrell's, if you finished the Pig Trough, they made you stand up on your chair and had the entire restaurant yell, "soo-EE, soo-EE, PIG PIG PIG," then slapped a blue ribbon on you that said, "I made a pig of myself at Farrell's." I liked Farrell's.

I don't think Sacramento is getting another Farrell's. Our last one killed too many people.

Well, then, in the interest of fairness, Visible Bill & Ted Mojo!