:cheers:

Hope you had a great birthday.

"Where are the cupcakes?" She didn't sound happy.

She asked him again, "Where are the cupcakes I bought for my birthday party? There were a hundred cupcakes here, and now there are only six, what happened?"

He came in from the other room, "Well, there was this brownie troop..."

"A brownie troop?"

"Well, maybe it was a platoon, I don't know what brownies come in."

"So this brownie 'platoon' has what, exactly, to do with my cupcakes?"

"Well, they were dropping off flyers - "

"Yes, I see the flyer, 'Fourth of July Brownie Jamberoo and Cake Walk Fundraiser.'"

" - And taking donations. Of cake."

"So, you gave them my cupcakes."

"No, I gave them that fruitcake leftover from Christmas!"

"Uh-huh, so, what happened to the cupcakes?"

"It was one of the little girl's birthday, I figured we could pick up some more before your party."

"Well, how many of the little locusts were there?"

"Thirty."

"So, out of a hundred cupcakes, you're telling me thirty ate ninety-four?"

"Yeah, they seemed hungry."

"Well, great. Before I leave for the store, and you ARE paying half, what was the darling birthday glutton's name?"

"Helen, she said."

belated birthday wishes for joy and continued....erm....birthdays

:D

"Package," said the UPS delivery man. He strode in carrying a large brown box. She signed for it. Without looking up, he asked "last name please."

"3894" came the answer. He looked up for a moment, thought about asking a question, then thought better of it and left.

She was puzzled. Who would have remembered? As she read the label a grin warmed her face. "It's from the LoT!"

A moment later she had torn through the tape and protective packaging. "What could it be.....ah, a beagle picture frame, so cute...a lovely journal...and ooh, some new yarn! I needed this color. One more thing...oh. It's...it's a book on bacon themed knits. Right. Well, aren't they the thoughful bunch."



Happy Birthday, Helen. (Hey, I bought the journal.)

Happy birthday to you! :)

Happy Birthday, 3894!
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Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!