Okay, I got myself all confused.

I bought into the office pool on Tuesday, I didn't realize that by the time Moonie posted this yesterday I had already lost.

Carry on then.



Meanwhile, I can't wait for the day that the Lost numbers are drawn. Imagine the range of emotions when tens if not hundreds of thousands of people experience the thrill of winning only to become keenly aware that, oops, they have to split the prize with tens if not hundreds of thousands of other twits.

I joke about it, but won't actually pick them. Yes, it's a TV show, but it would be a little too spooky for me, if they were drawn and I had them. Well that and having to split the prize that many ways.

That's good because it was a bad week for finding lottery tickets on the ground.

I'm an insta-loser.

Son of a - left the numbers at work, won't know how badly I lost until Monday.

I haven't check my ticket yet. Until I do, I can pretend that I won.

I didn't buy a ticket, maybe I'll find a winning ticket on the roof

It was fixed.

You can all stop worrying about whether you have the winning ticket: I was the winner.

But after seeing the way many lottery winners' lives turned out, I decided to donate my ticket to charity - the thought of having all that money was just too much pressure.

No one won - up to 250 millionish