That is interesting, Bewitched, please have a seat.

Everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'll take this one padre. Boy -- you are one messed up cookie!

I'd agree with you there, the best thing about I Confess.

A Place in the Sun, who is more gorgeous, Monty Clift or Liz Taylor?

Monty Clift. At no stage in her life does Liz Taylor do much for me, she never moves above "ok, she's cute, I guess" on my scale.

Hmmm hard to tell. However, I can tell you which one I would rather have sex with!

Really!????

I would never have guessed you lusted after Liz! :eek: ;)

I make fun of my neighbor Joel who likes to take off his shirt, put on short shorts and a backpack, and go for a neighborhood stroll.

I make up songs about him. My kids and I sing them.

Joel has a weak chin and a combover, Father.

I just showed your post to Dave and he laughed. Then he told me I was stealing the covers again.

My confession:
I'm addicted to The View.

I am addicted to Peets Jasmine Lime Tea Coolers.