Hmmmm,

I just thought of something.

OFFER No. 1
I will lend my Tent to any one of the three parties who will be leading the Pioneer Effort at Sheeps Creek, if four are not willing to do it. They can set it up as a Dummy Camp. I'll even contribute two blow-up sex dolls to live in the tent until real people can get there.

Yeah, it means you'd have to rig-up the Sydney Opera House tent. But I think what we're really looking for is a Tent to Occupy Space, and not necessarily the people who would sleep in it.



OFFER No. 2
I am extending a 25% discount on the 2 nights of lodging in Yosemite Valley for any Yosemite Virgins who want to add that on to make a Grand Sierra Adventure.

That's retail of approximately $100 per person, which I will discount to wholesale of $75 (approx.) to any Yosemite Virgins.



I hope this demonstrates my good faith effort to contribute to securing adjacent campsites in Kings Canyon, and my can't-help-myself effort to deflower Yosemite Virgins (with the assistance of any others who'd like to join in).




BTW: There will be iSm Geriatric National Park Tours in the Future. First Up: Yellowstone - - a mecca for geriatrics and one of America's Great Treasures.

Uh, hi, Mr. innerSpaceman. I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the camping trip plans. One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"? Three--

First, I have to ask Who's Poochie, before I can ask Where's Poochie?



OMG, Time Machine is such a great idea though. We can go back and prevent Stupid Boy from breaking his back at Bridalveil, but pre-arrange to have him put in foster care when he's taken away from his demented parents.

Then we can huff and puff our way to the top of Death Falls, prevent the fall from the top of the falls, and rechristen the place "Upper Yosemite Falls."


We can also bring blankets to the top of Sentinal Dome for the most amazing meteor shower I have ever seen, so we can stay up there all night long.


Oh, and Happy Isles before the fire!


Ooooooh, and the Glacier Point FireFall ... which I've never seen with my own eyes.


OMG, that's just for starters at Yosemite!


What other Time Machine Camping can we do????

Heh, nice Simpson's reference there, GC ;)

Did I mention I wish it was time for the trip already?

D'uh, thanks Morrigoon. I'm lost on Simpsons references without zapppop being my constant companion. (He can spreak for days in Simpsonese, and would be the one to take along on any trip to Springfield.)

UPDATE:
Teresa is updating the Wiki that we used last year with this year's Kings Canyon Swank Camp information. Tonight, when I get home, I will start a new thread to be used specifically for the Kings Canyon Swank Camp trip June 5-9 and include a link to the Wiki. All information, sign-ups, spefcifics etc will be on the Wiki, but we can use the new thread to discuss specifics and answer questions.

I have never been to Yosemite. I won't be going this year. I will be going up to King's Canyon (I think that is what the final decision is) on Thursday, June 5. I believe that I will be seeing NA and € and possibly others on that day.

ok, no 25% discount for you.



Thanks for being one of the Kings Canyon Pioneers. Let me know if you need the blow-up sex dolls. ;)

Wanna share a site again? :)

just be sure to include that 'stuff you need' list again

man, that saved my butt on more things than I can say. without that Id have been butt nekkid and sleeping on dirt