Dear fathers of daughters - From now until they are between 21 and 24 nothing you do will be right. Master this saying "I know sweetie" but don't agree with her when she says x boy is a jerk. Saying "I know sweetie, he is a jerk" will just prompt the statement "You don't know anything! He is not a jerk!" /stomp /rolleyes. And just accept that you will never understand women :p

Yes sweetie, I know. Mine just turned 21. She broke up with her boyfriend 2 months ago. She said she would never talk to him again. Then guess who she brought home for dinner last night? You guessed it.

But it's the 18 year old son I worry about. I think I'll be a grandfather times twelve in the next couple of years and not know about the little bast***s. :eek: The only thing that would prevent this is prison, which is just as likely.:mad: Or death............also as likey...........

A piece of paper in a bag of candy wants me to download a Tim McGraw and Faith Hill song. Trouble is, I don't care and I'd need two codes to make it work.

I demand better Cracker Jack prizes!




....never mind that this was a bag of York Peppermint Patties.

I hope it is not as bad what GusGus's EXTREMELY conservative mother told her daughter that giving birth to babies was very painful.

When the daughter was six. :rolleyes:

posting in a thread that my last post was 1991 posts ago.

You can have mine, if you like. I don't expect I'll be using it.

(Hershey's miniatures here, btw.)

Shakira! Shakira! :rolleyes:

"I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again"


Love ya lots, LoTters!!!

Goodbye!!! Hurry back! Safe flight! Call when you land!

And with this, Southern California just became a bit less swanky. Hurry back, Scrooge. We miss ya already. :)