Dear Scaegles,

Isn't that hilarious?! I laughed my butt off when I found out about the honey. I did buy some agave nectar to see if it compares, though. No honey! Ha!

Signed,
Not very whacked out vegan

Dear BTD,

The only cheese I've ever seen without rennet is organic. Organic farms are much much cleaner, and cows healthier than regular farms. So worry not. But the cheese is still bad for you. ;)

Also a vegan for non ethical reasons,
me

Dear Traci,

Hey, what am I! Chopped liver? Don't I get a letter?

We veggies get no respect, I tells ya.

Whateverly yours,
Tom (Ato)

Dear Tom,

I really like you. But you are in almost everything. To tell you the truth, sometimes I get sick of you. So, maybe next time I'll let you live.

Scary for veggies,
me

An Open Letter to Concerned Vegetables:

I am offering amnersty to any vegetables that don't wish to be consumed by Tracilicious and Family. You will enjoy spacious living quarters, plentiful water and sunshine- at least until the snow flies. To locate our sanctuary, simply hang a left outta Arizona then head north until you're nearly Canadian.

Yours, etc,
Wendy in the PNW

PS- mushrooms are not included in this amnesty program, as they will likely wind up sauteed and on top of a steak.

Onions are not necessarily safe, either- especially Walla Walla sweets.

PPS- Potatoes might be a bit....endangered, as well.

PPPS- Brussel sprouts are guaranteed a long and healthful existence.

To whom it may concern:

Stop testing the emergency broadcast system when I'm watching something good on TV. Start doing it at like 3 or 4 in the morning. Hell, if I was watching TV at that time, I'd even forgive you.

Dear Traci,

There is vegetable rennet, which is not derived from animal. I think it's called microbial (or something like that). Trader Joes lists if the rennet comes from animal or plant and there is a site out there that lists all the brands that contain plant rennet. Also, if a cheese is Kosher it cannot contain animal rennet (mixing meat and milk).

Signed,

- slowly learning

Dear BTD,

Thank you so much for giving me a bath.

Love,

ShinyCar


Dear Costco,

Please do not attack me

Singed,

BTD

Dear Traci,

I posted a link to the non-rennet cheese list in the "Soooo" thread a while ago. If you search posts for rennet, you should find it easily. I'd post it again, but apparently I forgot to bookmark it.

Matterhorn Fan (whose current favorite cheese may or may not be on that list. I'm not sure if I dare to look)

This thread reminds me of a song.



Dear lie
you suck
you said you could fix everything
instead
I'm f****d
You made things even worse for me
If I
had balls
I'd tell you get away from me
Guess I'm
not smart
I let you
unnerve me
I let you
control me
Afraid the truth would hurt me
When it's you that hurts me more
Dear lie
You're dumb
You think you've got the best of me
You think
you won
Misread my vulnerability
I've got
your walls
Now get the hell away from me
I've learned
your art
Won't let you
unnerve me
Won't let you
control me
The truth will only free me
And your lies won't hurt no more
Get outta my mouth
Get outta my head
Get outta my mind
Stop puttin' words in my head
Get outta my mouth
You're nothing but trouble
Get outta my life
Get out of me
Out of me
Out of me
Out of me lie