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All Tobias Funke's:
Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. ...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time. Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish... coun.. try-music-loving lady. Hello, Maeby Ah... the clumsy adolescent. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. (Long pause.) Like a cat. Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking. Well, you certainly didn’t help my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff. But we’ll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial. Well, I won’t know officially until 8:01. But I figured if I blue myself early, I’d be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation. Nice to be back in a queen. |
"There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are."
---Frederick L Collins |
Inaction may be the highest form of action.
- Jerry Brown |
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
Voltaire |
"True friends stab you in the front".
Oscar Wilde |
How did I miss this thread for so long? OMG! Quotes are totally my thing. But I'll hold back and give you one ( or there abouts) a day...
"He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak." -Michel de Montaigne "When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" -Sydney Harris |
"Not no. Yes."
-Kid Notorious |
"I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat."
Djuna Chappell Barnes (1892-1982) |
"Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men." ~ Bette Davis as Margo Channing in 'All About Eve'.
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"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will not forget how you made them feel."
-- Maya Angelou |
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