Is it because they've never seen somebody shaking a martini while changing lanes? :)

It's more exciting trying to light a Flaming Moe with your cigarette lighter...

Some dinglecheese pulled the fire alarm again this morning. Evacuate the building, wait for half an hour on the sidewalk, get the all clear, go up the stairs because the elevators aren't unlocked yet, deal with the flashing lights in the hallways until the fire marshall comes by to turn them off...
Hysterical.
Luckily, it wasn't a real fire.
:)

Perhaps that's because your are an airline pilot.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
:D

Have you ever been in a turkish prison?

Surely you can't be serious?

... and don't call me Shirley!

When you're not in drag, I won't. :D ;)



Someone in my office just gave me 1000 copies of a letter to fold. (Yeah, my job's a winner.) And as I'm folding it, I say, 'Hmm, did you notice that you dated all these letters 7/19/2007?' The response I got was, 'Just send 'em anyway.'
:rolleyes: Oy.

Dawn's truck is going to be repo'd (she hasn't paid her payment in a few months~no one is bailing her out this time). The finance company keeps calling here and leaving messages for "David Layton." If I ever answer the phone, at least I don't have to lie when I tell them to stop calling, that there is no David Layton here. I refuse to lie and since tehcnically they are wrong, I don't have to. They are using his first name and the name of our street. Too Funny.