I will help you, Eliza.

At the very least, we can be drinking buddies.:D

We'll all help you! You must become one of us! First off, what sort of character do you have? And what is your characters name? (So we can send you helpful things!)

Then, the very first thing you should do is visit the Toot Oriol who lives in the mountains.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Kingdom is broken! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

They had a notice up earlier that tonight's maintenance was going to take at least an hour, which made me wonder if it has something to do with the Plague. (Initiating a quest, or some such thing). But 24 hours!!! Noooooooooo!!!!
Sigh. I hope they're just messing with us.

I feel....all jittery...can't focus...need my fix...

I'm getting cranky.

blast! and here I was gonna try swoopin' down on the kings harem tonite. guess they'll be deprived of the swanky swashbuckler at least one more night. a true pity that. - cough

Have ye the dreaded pox there, Cap'n?

What am I going to do with myself now? All I've got to do now is homework. Come back, stick figures!

http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/...ic.php?t=44613

That's all Jick has to say about it. On the bright side, they've fixed the lag. No game, no lag. Ha!