Not to worry, I'm the harmless one of the group. I pose no threat whatsoever. You can trust me. I'm the trustinator.

And similar to prison, I can offer you protection from the others if you feel threatened.

For a price.

:evil: hehehe

Yeah, I know what your price is. I still expect my small appliance, though.

See.. Thats why you're not worried.
I, on the other hand, was a WRECK.

I keep thinking of MBC scouring town trying to find a small toy toaster he can smuggle into the park.

You know, they do sell toasters in the park at the Market House...

Well, I might be a toaster whore, but I am no exhibitionist. Bringing one to the park (or purchasing one there) will do him no good.

That's what the indian village near Tom Sawyer's island is for. There is a teepee with your name on it.

Hell, there's a teepee in MbC's pants with your name on it, Leo.

Oooh la la!

MBC tattooed my name on his wee-wee? I'm flattered.