Go stock up. :(

I'm eating circus animals right now, and it's all I can do to not cry. My cheese is despondent. :(














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Maybe someone will by the company and keep it open....

I need to find a store that still has Flaky Flix......

Ralphs and Albertsons off Sand Canyon in Irvine both had all cookies in stock today, but word has been spreading.

Check Target?

Cookie hoarding? The price of cookies is going to go sky high.

I guess it doesn't matter then that I could never seem to find a store that carried checkerboard wafers. I have very sad cheese.

Okay, something interesting in this world needs to happen because if I see one more "news" site pick up the "national debt clock runs out of digits" story I'm likely to vomit.

Why?

That's legitimate news. A simple thing indicative of so much big stuff.


I think it's a great story that should be told until everyone in America knows it.


Then they can hopefully learn that, having now paid $2,300 each to bail out Wall Street, every single American household owes $480,000 in national debt. Get ready for taxation at 80%.

It was mildly interesting 4 days ago. As the lead headline today on MSNBC? Sorry, time to hire some new writers.

BOING

The Dow bounces back up 936 points today