Heh heh...If we're all this bad after only a few weeks, no wonder so many are freaking out! I wonder what goodies we'll get out of this?

Luckily, we're always SoL, eh? Heeee! :D

I'm in NH for the next few, but I emailed myself the KoL link, in desperation. Hoping to get an adventure or two in on my crappy laptop. Ha.

My name is Lizzie, and I'm a KoL addict.

[everyone else here]"Hi, Lizzie!"[/everyone else here]

I give up. It's not coming up tonight. I'm going to bed.

I am getting that feeling too.

It's back!

Cola wars!

What are cola wars?

I seem to have a few drinks that I didn't have before. I've also lost my ability to smith stuff. I haven't done too much yet.

I've been eating and trick or meating for GD, but he's lost all his unopened trick or meat presents that I got him. That will be an unhappy surprise for him.

Not nearly as unhappy as he would be to return and find out that he was then locked out of the game for days.
I'm sure he'll be okay with it.

You'll want to be searching the kingdom for rifts. Mayhap you will encounter a battlefield?

HAHAHAHA!

" As you wander the corpse-strewn battlefield, you see a giant man in a giant breastplate painted with the Cloaca-Cola insignia. He's standing with his hands on his knees, taking a break from the battle. As you draw closer, you recognize his face from drawings in your history books.

"Wow, you're Mean José Verde!" you say. "You're the meanest, orneriest, most vicious... er... sorry to bother you, sir." You find a can of Cloaca-Cola amidst the detritus on the battlefield. "Here, Mean José!"

The man glares at you, then drains the can in one long swallow and smiles at you. "Thanks, kid." He takes off his breastplate and throws it at you.

You're crushed beneath the weight, but getting out from under it proves to be an effective workout.

You gain 27 Muscleboundness.
You gain a Muscle point!"