Perhaps it's because they don't get to come.

ba dum bum.

Haven't you?
:p

I'm with you on this. I think the whole strip club crap is another symptom of a frigid culture. Tease, tease, tease.

I have never been to a strip club of either sex. I don't see the appeal of getting all hot and bothered without being able to touch anything. At least porno doesn't have any pretense about it.

I've been to a strip club once in my life. The place I went to, I was told that you could get a hand job if you went early enough (the was a constant police presence after a certain hour - imagine working that beat).

The amusing side was a stripper with a Hello Kitty lunch box filled with an assortment of dildos and vibrators. The sad side was I felt more like the woman's gynocologist than anything else - ho hum.

That said, I'd love to see one of Dita Von Tease's Burlesque acts - or some sort of campy burlesque revue.

I think there is something to be said about the proper tease as well as often the anticipation is sometimes far more erotic than the actual consumation.

Hubby appeared in a Dita video...:eek: :D This is a thing most of his fans don't know. He also was in some sixties art films about which I should just shut up right now! :evil:

Mojo to your hubby ;)

I'm way too excited about the fact that the one "celebrity" from my graduating class has RSVP'd yes to our 10 year reunion.

Oh gah. Our "celebrity" was an ass. Damn Modest Mouse. I wouldn't line up to see him.

I'm pathetically waiting until I have some impressive lawyer gig to hit the reunion circuit. Photos from the last one looked like some Sex in the City casting call. Bah.

Oh, you say the venting thread is elsewhere?

ugh....no mas reunions for me.

10 years....same folks just with a few more lbs and a little less hair...and alot more kids. ended up very hammered. mui boracho e loco. at least I found out why the girl punked me for ditch day. guess finding out she was pregnant the day before sorta took the fun out of it for her. go figure

20....yikes! bad face lifts and dye jobs, sagging wrinkly folks trying to act 18 again. alot of obviously rented cars for folks wanting to look more successful than they were. except for Ron...who didnt look to have aged 30 seconds...probably the incredibly high THC content in his system.
more boracho, not quite so loco. hangover like I'd been hit by a bus

25.....skipped it. hated thinking I look as bad as the rest of those folk did at 20. (along with other reasons for not attending)

30? heh...not even at gunpoint.

only celebrity we knew of from our class was a convicted cop killer now serving multiple life sentences. too bad, always seemed like a nice guy.