Went to the grocery store and used the self-checkout. Once I was done, I pushed my cart towards the exit. Stopped to see if "Badder Santa" was available at the Red Box (it wasn't). I then continued to push my cart towards the exit. I stopped to get the bags out of the cart (there were only three and I didn't see the need to push the cart out to the car).

I then turned around to go back to the self-checkout to pick up my bags.

DOH!

Tried to use the local library for actual research purposes.

Am now stuck feeling embarrassed by for my abandoned profession (not that I ever intended to go into public librarianship, I was all snobby and focused solely on academic).

I came back to work after a week off....

Walking down the street passing an attractive woman....

Her: Are you getting a good look?

Me: *pause*, I'm not wearing my sunglasses am I?

Her: No.

I messed up and actually said what I thought.

I carefully packed our clippers, and now I have a 10 foot long beard and hair and cannot clip myself until I find them.

"carefully" must mean something different down under than it does here.

We took a little drive yesterday to check out a bird trail......I left the camera at home! Husband was not happy that we had to turn around after 15 miles, at least I remembered the water and Cheezits. :rolleyes:

Not today but yesterday. Forgot to put sunscreen on for a 2 hour bike ride in the middle of the day. Wee bit red and sore today.

Carefully, as in a very safe place. So safe that I still cannot find them. You might get to see me with a plaited beard.