Well, this is as good a place as any to post this. 'Cuz I ain't posting this on FB.

And now for today's episode of "TMI, GC!"

My friends in the theatre community are getting geared up for the "Pirates 4" casting calls that are going on here. They are looking for "pirate-types" who are good at swordplay. One of my good friends is teaching pirate classes at a local theatre here to get guys boned up on their fencing skills. I just got hold of some of the rehearsal pics. All I can say is: HOT HOT HOT! And when one of them (all straight, dammit) said they would faux battle for my hand in marriage, I just about pitched a tent.

Lordy, I gots da vapors.

:D

And you're not sharing with your friends... Because?

So, are you enrolled? Looks like everyone's gonna get boned up, so your tent won't stand out ... well, er, won't make you different from everybody else.

Hee hee. Well, maybe I'll try and snag a pic for ya...
:D
I did not enroll, but I spread the word about the class.
The good news is that they can all fight for my hand without me paying for the class.

;)
Here are some of the guys...

Say hello to Sparrow Men.

I'll take the one in the rear*.

Interpret that anyway you like. :evil:



*tan glove guy is also quite yummy

Yep, I don't usually go for bearded guys, but he's got some look about him.

How does he look without the rapier, I wonder.

Here we go again!

Are there any of these guys who aren't in the closet?!




ETA: Joe has a couple of updates...

Rekers claims he was "counseling" the young man.

I just bet you did....

And the "travel assistant" himself

"Counseling" is a much better and well-thought-out excuse than the original one, which was that the young twink was hired to handle Rekers' luggage following a back injury. That failed to fly when he gave it straightfaced within moments of him being photographed bustling with his own bags all through customs.

Much more believable that's he's been counseling the young man on his gay conversion science in an effort to redeem the lad from the evils of homosexual attraction, and has been counseling him for the last 10 days. In Spain.


(A lot of comments on that linked site are puzzled by Reckers' attraction to this waif of a boy - which has led to the fortunate christening of the best hypocrite euphemism I've heard since "Hiking the Appalachian Trail" - namely, "Whatever Lifts Your Luggage."


Bwahaahaha. :D