"To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless."
Gustave Flaubert

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

~ Edmund Burke

(I don't know who EB is, but I like his quote....) :D

"Reject if button is up. Reject if button is up." ~The lid of my Prego jar

ALL DAY LONG!

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star

"its merely a flesh wound, ive had worse"

The Black Knight

"I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

- Michael Gruber

"Please provide the date of your death."
-from an IRS letter

He is the son of Mr. & Mrs. Burke

From Thus Spoke Zarathustra:

"It is already too much for me to remember my own opinions; and many a bird flies away. And now and then I also find a stray in my dovecot that is strange to me and trembles when I place my hand on it."

Stray opinions lingering in the confines of one's mind...:snap:

Ack, another one, on the same page!

"This, however, all poets believe: that whoever pricks up his ears as he lies in the grass or on lonely slopes will find out something about those things that are between heaven and earth."

:snap: