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Claire 03-17-2005 05:28 PM

In Honor of the NCAA Tournament.....
 
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

~Coach John Wooden

CoasterMatt 03-17-2005 06:25 PM

"What's the difference between the day and a year?" - random guests at Universal Studios - THOUSANDS of times a month

CoasterMatt 03-19-2005 09:38 PM

"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." - J. Edgar Hoover

CoasterMatt 03-20-2005 09:58 AM

Last words of Thomas J. Grasso, executed in Oklahoma by lethal injection: "I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."

MerryPrankster 03-21-2005 08:34 AM

"The splendor of the rose and the whiteness of the lily do not rob the little violet of it's scent nor the daisy of it's simple charm. If every flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose it's loveliness."

-- Therese of Lisieux

sleepyjeff 03-22-2005 12:29 AM

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

--- Snoopy

Ghoulish Delight 03-22-2005 09:14 AM

"Crooks don't know."
-Jack Kerouac

MerryPrankster 03-22-2005 02:14 PM

Garrison Keillor quotes (I'm cheating with more than one today):

"They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole."

"The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles."

"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."

"God writes a lot of comedy...the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors that don't know how to play funny."

sleepyjeff 03-31-2005 08:42 PM

"...it was a dark and damp cave with countless Buddah statues standing in the foreground, soon after entering we were stumbling around in the dark. I meant to bring my flashlight, but I forgot, so I fumbled around for a pack of matches.

When I lit each match, it formed a small cirlce of light around us. In that circle the thin tall Buddhas stood sentry. Each time I lit another match this gentle army sprang to life, and each time it flickered out, we were plunged back into darkness. It was a remarkable effect, very spiritual, and it made me consider how far we'd come...

...it struck me that life was like that, too. You light a match, and you're just a child. Light another, and you're married with children of your own. A few more brief, and bright flares, and our babies have left home. A few more after that and your pack is used up.

...Know that we must make each brief combustion a bright, shinning moment that pierces the darkness and illuninates a thousand gods."

---David Elliot Cohen

Kevy Baby 03-31-2005 11:31 PM

Sadly, the quote that comes to mind after reading the one above is:

"It was a dark and stormy night..."


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