Bacon Snitzel.

Take desired amount of rashers of bacon.

Roll in seasoned flour.

Dip in beaten egg

Roll in breadcrumbs or (even better) Cornflake Crumbs

Deep fry.

Eat.

Clutch at chest (optional)


...I can see this one doing the rounds of the Texas State Fair real soon.

"Rashers of Bacon".............

It made me think of this:

I want some bacon right now. Grrrr.

bacon is hot

I smelled bacon cooking when I happened to find the above video. Needless to say, I cooked up a little bacon to go with my asparagus tonight.

YUM.

You mean this:

Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly rainment to a peddler's cloak.

• Mummy dust, to make me old.
• To shroud my clothes, the black of night.
• To age my voice, and old hag's cackle.
• To whiten my hair, a scream of fright.
• A blast of wind to fan my hate.
• To widen my fanny, a rasher of bacon.

A thunderbolt to mix it well.
Now, begin thy magic spell.

hola mazola...those sound awesome!

Hello corn oil?

I'm confused :confused:

then my work here is done

No, I have not read all the new posts in this thread, but some of you might be interested to know that there are 2 new Bertie Bott's flavors: Rotten Egg and Bacon.

Count me out, but y'all can eat all the gross candy (and meat) you want.