I knocked my D300 off of a night stand, and it landed lens down on laminate floor.

The UV filter/lens protector shattered, and the outer ring pushed down on the threads on the front of the lens, but the lens is alright, and the camera body just shrugged it off.

I figured this would be a good thread to put this photo...

Getting ready for work this morning, I steam ironed my stomach.

Owww.

Highly recommend not trying this at home.

My cup of coffee is still in the kitchen :-(

I kept meaning to post this - it actually happened a couple of weeks ago.

It was raining as I drove into work, so naturally I had my windshield wipers on (and did not turn them off when I arrived at work). It wasn't raining too hard as I was driving so they were on intermittent.

When I went out for lunch, the rain had stopped. When I got in my car, I started my car before I closed my door (a normal thing for me to do).

The windshield wipers cycled. My door was still open. The inside of my door as well as my left arm are now soaked.

I have GOT to stop farting in my car

I fart in my car plenty, but I have learned not to do it in the last few minutes of the trip. That generally gives it enough time to disperse because I always have either the vent on or windows down. But if I forget the rule, if I come back into the car within a few hours... whew! :eek:

its as good a place as any

I now coach a 6th grade girls basketball team. Makes me feel like I did a stupid thing EVERY DAY.

How so?