Is it wrong that I laughed at this?:D


My friend Mike loves to call and make hair appointments as other people. He does a fine Borat, and his Samir the Indian telemarketer is hilarious. His latest one was Billy Mays, trying to sell me coffins. One of these days I'm going to give him a reverse-Mohawk.

Tonight, Petunia watched 'Nightmare Before Christmas' with Rose and I.

So my bedroom furniture is finally being delivered. I've been on the Aero bed for the last two months. The window is 8-12 today. I had to get up early to get all the boxes etc out of the way. What are the odds they show anytime before noon?

LoT must be magical - they phoned that they were here as soon as I posted.

Last time we had a bed delivered they arrived 3 hours early. Be glad that wasn't your fate.

Yeah, one feels almost like you're spitting in the universe's eye when complaining about that. When we moved in here the cable guy actually showed up a couple hours early and we had to send him away (TV was moved yet).

I was sure we'd never see him again and would have to crawl on our knees to Comcast begging forgiveness.

Yes, but where would you put it? I've seen your garage.
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That is ultra-coolness right there. Wow! Very James Bond. I could see Daniel Craig emerging from that swimming pool...