Cinderalla gives me the creeps.

Mail just arrived addressed to a Mrs. Ralphie. Shall I open it?
;)

If you do, does that make you legally married?

No. It just makes me legally nosy.
:D

I got my coworkers mad at me, by popping a plastic bag...

They're gonna kill me before the end of the day, I just know it

Keeps them on their toes. Try firecrackers next. :D

We have WaterWorld blowing up several times a day, that's far louder than any firecrackers I've got :(

Dunno about scary, but every time Beetlejuice saw Nickolas that day, he went out of his way to belch at him.

I think I spend too much time cleaning up dog poo.

I can't wait 'til they come out with self-cleaning dogs...