You might have chatted with a pug hooked up to sensors in a government lab.

Or a senator in Washington, D.C. - typing with one hand :eek:

There is a table saw on my nice persian rug. There had better not be any plans to actually saw something on my nice persian rug.

Oooh, table saw!

wasn't it zapppop who said "I'm the 16 year old girl you chatted online with last night" ?

...or something along those lines.

I remember how hard it was to convinceyou guys that I was from Australia. I had to say crikey, cobber, throw another shrimp on the barbie and then I had to spell colour and theatre wrong.

Uh yeah. That's why it was a fantasy, no?

Well, I had all y'all convinced I'm from this planet...
:D

Just got back from a 1-hour odyssey into the depths of Rancho Santa Margarita in search of Thrifty Ice Cream. And I returned victorious. Now noshing on a dish of chocolate malted crunch.

Well, there is this: Sony has a 400 DVD Carousel (we have one). If someone made a Blue Ray player like this, it would be handy.

So, I've been absent for a little while - did I miss anything?

A lot, apparently.