Tsk tsk, mr. grumpy. Perhaps you should be taking that percoset afterall. :p

Fibre channel engineers do it on both the frontend and the backend.

Woodworkers do it with power tools.

Webmasters do it online.

Database Administrators do it with their relations.

I do it when I'm too lazy to masturbate.

Caterers do it for you and clean up afterward.

Caterers do it with a five-course meal.

Skiers do it going up and down.

Musicians do it in any combination of the following:

loud (forte-fortissimo), quiet (piano-pianissimo), fast (Presto), slow (Largo), rough (forzando), tender (dolce), etc.

Data storage administrators do it with integrity.

You ought to be able to work SCSI in there somehow...

Trust me, I've been trying.

How about:

Data storage engineers do it on a scuzzy bus?