Why are the guys so much better at this than me?:rolleyes:

Don't feel bad, I've been spankin' that monkey for years. I'm well practiced.

And possibly in the same room too.

It happens more often than is believable. My wife has had to log into YM (in the same room) to tell me it is time for bed because I wasn't listening to her IRL.

I tried to beat you guys, but I just ended up with hairy palms.

Now I need glasses

Just takes a few good strokes to get maximum velocity. ;)