you know...that, combined with your avatar is quite....um....interesting

Don't be afraid to tell me the naughty things

I will play around your mind,

dance,

I just received an email with this subject line:

Chuttle Circot Kaleidow Floon Kallow Coffice

More interesting than mine: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"

In the spamblocker today, the title just cracked me up!

Recent favorite:

"Triumph over your woman"

This one arrived today: "god destroys Boise for not being gay enough." Best spam subject line in AGES!

It does win.

Subject: Snake caught swallowing horse
Body:Girl loses breasts in surgical disaster

Subject: China driverss fined for slow--drive on scenic bridge
Body: Hi,


Brring your wife We'll ****k her! That's right we'll fucck your wife! :)
Click here

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Kingdom at his back, and the afternoon had slipped shelf
containing a double row of brownpaper covered this instant
that my unfortunate husband entered own surprise, annoyance
and humiliation burst a small casebook, which he consulted.
farintosh, queer animals he had discovered. I believe he
stayed playing at corks in front of the large huge grey
bird flap slowly up from the ground about it myself. I didn't
know how she felt about over there, who is watching me,
for it is i that violent temper already, and that she hoped
we a composition of hebrew and christian morality..

But what if I would prefer to increase the size of my piano instead?