I just ate lunch.

I skipped lunch today. Compensation for the cheesecake I had last night. Probably should skip dinner as well but that's not likely to happen.

Does anybody skip any more?

Skip to my lou my darling.

Or maybe it is Skip to my LOO.

Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years. I've never once skipped to my loo.

I prefer the potty dance to skipping.

what if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about?
(ripped off from some comedian I cant remember the name of)

I've reached a point in my life where I can't stuff my face with dessert anymore. I had 4 slices of cheesecake at my disposal and only managed to finish one. It was too rich for me. I had a big dinner, but still!

So my deep thought is - I wish I could stuff my face with cheesecake

Ryan Seacrest really needs some quality time with a dominatrix.

Why is it called 'whining' when you're hearing a complaint from an opposing group and it's 'constructive criticism' when it's from your own group?

At the Golden Globes, Salma Hayek could have housed several homeless pigeons in her hair. Why didn't she?