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Gemini Cricket 02-08-2006 04:28 PM

"I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
She said, "Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A."

The note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin' 'round with men and going wild
And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way"
It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A.

Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon
They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words she had to say
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A."

Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date
Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down?

Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A."

Not Afraid 02-09-2006 10:58 AM

I just started singing this for no apparent reason (I was reading some political thread at the time):

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

Capt Jack 02-09-2006 02:39 PM

oooh...pre-historic Sabbath reference. I knew I liked you

:D

mousepod 02-09-2006 02:45 PM

I'll bet NA was at more Dickies shows that most Sabbath fans have been to Ozzfest...

Not Afraid 02-09-2006 04:19 PM

Did you bet money? I sure hope so!


Now take me out to dinner, damnit.

€uroMeinke 02-09-2006 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid
Did you bet money? I sure hope so!


Now take me out to dinner, damnit.

Carefull, you may end up at Rainforest

Gemini Cricket 02-10-2006 08:07 AM

Being good isn't always easy,
No matter how hard I tried,
When he started sweet talking to me,
he'd come tell me everything is alright,
he'd kiss and tell me everything is alright,
Can I get away again tonight?

The only one who could ever reach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
The only boy who could ever teach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
Yes he was, he was, oh, yes, he was.

Gemini Cricket 02-10-2006 01:33 PM

Looking at the clock... waiting for 4 o'clock...

"Time goes by so slowly,
time goes by so slowly..."

~ Madonna 'Hung Up'

Not Afraid 02-10-2006 02:48 PM

Gimme Gimme Giime a man after midnight.........

SzczerbiakManiac 02-10-2006 04:41 PM

And I don’t care about the way you look
You should know I’m not impressed
’cause there’s just one thing
That I’m looking for
And he don’t wear a dress.

I need a man...
I need a man...

Baby baby baby
Don’t you shave your legs
Don’t you double comb your hair
Don’t powder puff
Just leave it rough
I like your fingers bare.
When the night comes down
I can turn it round
I can take you anywhere.
I don’t need love
Forget that stuff
You know that I don’t care

I need a man...
I need a man...


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