The Pope has Bird Flu!

In retaliation for the Pope getting bird flu, Bush has decided to bomb the Canary Islands and Turkey.
:D

Three Jews walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says.....

Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a virgin?

Here's one from Stand Up Saddam...

What do you get when you have 60,000 Iranians buried to their necks in sand?

10 frat boys enter a pub and decide to find out who has the biggest penis. They all jump on the bar and whip them out and start to compare.
Just then, Elton John enters the bar with George Michael in tow. George looks at Elton and says,

I obviously attended the wrong university.

I failed to mention that this wasn't a joke but my observation last weekend on the town.
:D ;)

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."