Dear Wendybeth,

Sorry we left you alone to babysit the conservatives today. Hope they weren't too much trouble. ;)

Sincerely,
The liberal Lot

Dear Mr. Burns,
I'm so glad you enjoyed my son’s blood, and your card was just great! In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic! YOU STINK! You are a senile, bucktoothed, old mummy, with boney girl arms, and you smell like an Elephant's butt!
Homer Simpson

Dear:
 

IT people,

Why is the timesheet web app still not working on Monday? I need to enter my hours and sign it so I can get paid. In addition, why do you never communicate when critical applications are down and how soon they will be fixed? Moreons!

Signed,
Case of the Mondays

Dear GC,
Let your happy side win more often.
Signed,
GC

Dear Stan4dSteph's IT people,
Maybe you should meet up with my IT people as our Time Admin Upgrade failed testing and was not implemented today as predecited.
There are people who need to get paid. Maybe, between all of you, we can make some progress.

Signed,
Another case of the Mondays

Dear Gemini Cricket,

Dear Prudence is a Beatles song.

Sincerely,
The 60's

Dear Ghoulish Delight,

Please be kind enough to read entire threads before replying.

Thank you,
The LoT

Dear Users,

It is never the fault of IT.

Signed,
An IT professional:)

Dear Landscape crew,

It's 8:45. Why aren't you here yet? I have to go to work.

Your pal,

Andrew

Dear GD,
Who are the Beatles?
Sincerely,
GC

:D