Lettuce harvest a new crop of puns, shall we? :D

Laws of the Pun Harvest:

1) We only reap the kind of puns that we have sown.

2) We reap puns in a different season than when we sow.

3) We reap more puns than we sow.

4) We reap puns in proportion to what we sow.

5) We reap the full harvest of puns only if we persevere.

6) The bad puns will always come to harvest all on their own.

:coffee:

Stop rolling your eyes! You might hurt something in there, and we all know that a rind is a terrible thing to waste.

We need to get to the core of the issue.

Goodness, who would have guessed that this would have stemmed from a simple walk to the market? Think if we keep this up, he-who-shall-remain-postless will suddenly sprout up and take root here?

We've got a spot that's ripe for the taking.

Ummmmm....I like.....fruit. <pause for laughs>

Are you sure you really peel that way about fruit?

Heehee, I think the best thing I can do here is be MF's straight man.

Ummm, you don't mean GD, do you? I've never even seen him go bannanas, much less be fruity!

That's what I like about you guys, you are so appealing!

Speak of the devil. We raised the dead. Guess who's coming to dinner tomorrow? There were obviously too many puns floating around in our universe and he felt left out.