Did the Saints win? Is that even NFL?

According to something called "Sports Illustrated", the Colts won and the Bears won. The Saints lost to the Bears. The Patriots lost to the Colts.

And we all know the outcome if a colt is attacked by a bear.

A horsey colt or a weapony colt?

Of the horsey variety. With the galloping and the whinnying and all that business.

Ok, now what kind of Bear?

You know, with the claws and the teeth and the roaring and the scratching its back with a tree kind of bear.
Not to be confused with the hairy, stocky, beard or goatee kind of bear with the 'Ooh, girl, you look fabulicious in those overalls...' and all that business.
:D

Little known fact about the team...but koala.

A koala is not a bear.

Thank you.

Sure it is. It's in the name! Just like pandas!

Besides, the people of Chicago aren't Linnaeicly smart so you'll have to excuse their error in naming convention.

And I'm pretty sure a young horse would beat a grumpy fuzzball weak from hunger because eucalyptus is in short supply in the upper Midwest.

But the Super Bowl's in Miami...