My last one promised me a great adventure (in bed). Seriously. A great adventure.

Writers of Fortune Cookies, I am STILL waiting for this GREAT adventure to happen (in bed). Why must my good fortune be stuck somewhere in traffic?

My father recieved one years ago that read: It is best to pussyfoot in the back door after storming out the front door. Why I remember that 20 years later is beyond me.

Probably the combination of the phrases "back door" and "in bed."

I have a couple taped to my cubicle. One says "You will witness a miracle today." I mean, holy crap, that's gotta be the most fortune-y of fortunes I've ever gotten. Absolutely NOTHING memorable happened that day, however. :mad: Perhaps it's a lesson that every day we exist is a miracle? :vomit:

My other one says something like "You will step on the soil of many countries." I like that one. :)

Whereas the straight-man's reading says that it has to do with "pussyfoot", which is a whole other ball game.

Hear that, GD? Wifey is saying you're no miracle (in bed).

:eek: Didn't even think of that...

Isn't pussyfoot a terrible medical condition?

I thought it was an Exotic Massage Technique.

I thought it was a capacity thing.