Aye, is there a chance you are wearing them backwards, my son?

:eek: :D

those are the homosexual boxers.. I have several pairs of them.

:eek: :evil:

I have always just unzipped my shorts and then pulled the front of my underwear down to pee. Digging around in my crotch for my wiener, navigating through the double-doors of my underwear, and then having my very sensitive skin come in contact with a zipper has never been my idea of a good time nor an efficient use of time.