I cannot possibly tell you how hysterically funny this was at work today.

People were just erupting into laughter when they saw this. Morri, what a great thing you did for me. I owed my coworker (his name is Chris) and this has been exceptional. Many people around the office have asked for a copy of it to display on their own PC, which I have gladly obliged.

And still a candidate for world's ugliest dog.

Hmm, you seem to be talking about this co-worker quite a bit, Scaeagles. I'm normally not the jealous type but....well, he better not be buyin' the ham, ya dig? That ham is our special ham, you whore.

Nothing to be jealous of, MBC. He's not my type. I'm not into robbing the cradle, and he's much younger than me - probably 12 years. I think that October - May relationship thing is for lose.....oh. Never mind that last thought.

Let's just say he isn't my type.

Anyway, in the system we program, he put in some code in an area I don't deal with that basically said "If user = Leo, then do", and it would make odd things happen that I would report to him, and he would constantly tell me "no one else is complaining or experiencing that problem...hmmm..." and leave it at that. This went on for weeks. I finally discovered it and have wanted to get him back ever since.

I can't tell you how many times I've thought the exact same thing.

He does have a nice toaster, though.

toaster = ass?

No, a Toaster's just a Toaster...

....but you have to earn the Toaster :evil:

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