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"Hi everybody!"
"Hi Doctor Nick!" |
I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.
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Hi, My name is Troy McClure.. you may recognize me from such films as...
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Why you little.... [choking sounds]
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Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
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*Lenny & Marge: "Dental plan..Lisa needs braces! Dental plan..Lisa needs braces!"
*Bart (clutching his tummy, pretending to be too sick to take a test): "Ooh! My ovaries!" *Bart: "Jesus wore sandals!" Homer: "Yeah, well maybe if he had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him". |
Oh Lisa, vampires are make believe -- like elves, gremlins, and eskimos!
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*Lenny Leonard: "What? You've never seen a naked chick standing on a clam shell?"
*Mr. Burns: "Look at him standing on his hind legs! Just like Rory Calhoun." *Homer (to Grady & Julio, his temporary roommates): "You guys don't have a gay time machine, do you?" *Julio: "Yes, it's called Grady's shoe closet!" *Grady: "Um, Julio? Ouch. *Homer:"Margarita? That's mexican for Marge! I'll take that as a sign!" (as he gulps the entire pitcher) |
Note in the donut box:
Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer. Homer: Bastard! He's always one step ahead. |
*Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. Revenge?...d'oh!
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